The Hill Says the Secret Service Hired “At Least” 20 Hookers

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Stranger

No wonder they call it the Secret Service. At that rate they need secrecy. But seriously, “at least twenty “escorts” just for Obama’s SS men and a few soldaten?

That reminds me of a broken down Merchant Marine “captain” who never rose above the rank of deckhand. He had a lot of brag about his days in Shanghai. Where he went from house to house, shanghaiing them all. He said.

But “more than twenty” of the round heeled ladies for just eleven SS men? That sounds like a case of conspicuous consumption on the taxpayers dime to me. Like the Obama motorcades. Even Fat Al Gore did not have any this size:

I hope the tail gunner on Obama’s motorcades was one of those canned. Watch him at about 1:35 into the clip. That SS man has a bad attitude.

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Axelrod Says Immigration Reform Blocked By Tea Party Reign of Terror

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Stranger

I see one of the paskudnik’s behind 1988′s “Slime Sarah Palin” campaign, Chicago’s David Axelrod, claims Immigration reform is being blocked by ‘Tea Party Terrorists.”

Now, that’s a hoot. A schlump like Axelrod making a claim like that. Instituting a reign of terror? How about all those accusatory sound bytes your agency made that accused Governor Palin of everything from aarvarkism to zyzygy, shmuck? Do you think we have forgotten your reign of terror, momser?

Axelrod is the real terrorist in the room. Purveyors of political poison, schlockmeisters like Axelrod and his buddy Ethan Winner would sell out their country to gain their political party a few more bogus votes. They deserve nothing more than a literal dose of their own medicine. Tar, feathers, and a long ride on the rail from a split rail fence.

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Friday Night Follies, Heavy Equipment Edition

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Stranger

Well, it’s time for some music, dancing, pretty girls – and a bit of fun, perhaps. Starting with Atomik Harmonik, and the Traktor Polka. Lamp those round hay bales. It’s getting so a cow cannot get a square meal anymore:

From Middle Europe, let’s have a stop in Eire for Farmer Dan and his fathers Massey Ferguson tractor:

And while we are on the auld sod, here’s another Irish song about heavy equipment:

And let’s end this with the fireladys from Central Europe. With the moves those girls have, they don’t put out fires, they start ‘em. And heartburn, as well.

And that’s enough for the time being.

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Politico Mentions Sheriff Joe’s Obama Birth Certificate Findings

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Stranger

In a surprising move, Obama’s typewriter, politico.com, has sort of covered Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s investigation into Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

The item is at the link, but briefly quoting the Politico item:

We don’t know who the perpetrators are of these documents,” Arpaio said, according to The Associated Press, noting that he didn’t think the president himself forged the documents.

Arpaio said there needed to be a criminal investigation into the matter but doubted that Hawaii officials could do it.

Of course, Politic is Obama’s typewriter. So the item states that those who publicly doubt the authenticity of the White House birth certificate have been debunked. In reality, there has been no convincing rebuttal of the first relatively superficial examination and rejection of the proffered document.

Quite a few netizens downloaded the purported birth certificate, and examined it in either Photoshop or Illustrator. As it appears on the White House website, it looks fairly convincing. Download and open the document in Adobe Illustrator and the problem becomes instantly obvious. This link to Jim Hoft’s Gateway Pundit highlights the most obvious of those problems.

There are many other problems with this ‘Shop job, but a quick web search will turn those up. Of more interest is another anomaly. Obama’s “Social Security Number.” I quotations because that number should have been issued to a Connecticut resident. But Obama had never been to Connecticut.

And the bottom line? The question is still open – but so far the “Obama Birth Certificates” have not been.

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I See Bam Wants To Harvest Algae To Make Gas

Posted on February 26, 2012 by Stranger

I see by the miserable excuse that passes for news these days that Obama wants convert pond scum to gasoline.

Well, let’s see. Crude oil weighs about 7 pounds per gallon. Call it 300 pounds to the 42 gallon barrel.

The United States used a staggering 6,935,000,000 (six billion, nine hundred thirty five million) barrels of crude oil in 2009, before Bam’s economic wrecking party got a good start.

6,935,000,000 barrels of crude oil would weigh approximately 2,080,500,000,000 (two trillion, eighty billion, five hundred million) pounds. Or one billion, forty million, two hundred fifty thousand tons.

Now, algae, pond scum, is mostly water. And some back of envelope energy estimates suggests we might be able to harvest a ton of dried algae an acre. So getting enough algae to convert to fuel would take a lot of acreage.

The Earth is a pretty roomy place. The surface area of this roughly 8,000 mile in diameter rock we live on is 36,500,000,000 acres. The United States acreage is given as 2,263,960,501 acres. The arable acreage in the US is give as 400,000,000 acres.

So Bam is talking about turning half our land area, or three times the arable acreage in the United States into ponds to grow pond scum. In order to avoid drilling and all that other messy stuff. You know – save the environment and make politicians rich.

Of course, Bam’s super algae might yield more than a ton per acre. If the yield is 5 tons per acre, which hardly seems likely, Bam and his sooper sientists would only need 208,000,000 (two hundred eight million) acres of ponds to grow pond scum.

The total amount of cultivated land in the United States is 400,000,000 million acres. So at five tons to the acre Bam proposes to turn half the arable land in the US into ponds to raise scum.

Someone needs to take another toke and go back to sleep.

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Friday Nite Follies, From The Forties

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Stranger

And from Mexico as well. Let’s do a brief bit of what we might have heard on XERA, a 500,000 Vatio Voz de Del Rio, with the Jarabe Tapitio, better known as the Mexican Hat Dance:

And go from there to a bit of eye candy – which still sounds very much like the very early morning broadcasts for Mexican consumption, with Cielito Lindo:

And of course, Lupe Velez was one of RKO’s hottest properties – and here again is another song from the era:

And, while this recording comes from the 1990′s it sounds quite authentic:

It almost makes me want to tear down a few concession tents!

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Obama “Focused On Production”

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Stranger

I see Obama says his administration’s energy policy is “focused on production.”

And it is. On impeding production.

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Academics Find Chicago The Most Corrupt U.S. City

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Stranger

New Geography reports “Academics have found Chicago the most corrupt U.S. city.

Well, it was. Until Obama moved to DC.

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The Modern Political Dictionary – You Cannot Tell Their Postitions Without a Program

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Stranger

A friend dropped this off and told me I could post it if I wished. It defines a politicians position on the political scale, from radical left to radical right. The further down the list you go, the further toward the right end of the political spectrum you get.

ON THE POLITICAL LEFT

COMMUNISM An extreme “socialist” political system, usually imposed by force, in which the State owns all property as well as control and distribution of food, manufactured goods, and services such as health care. Control includes monitoring of the humans who produce and distribute goods and services, with relocation to forced labor camps for those who do not meet the “norms.”

COMMUNIST A person who favors state ownership of himself, his fellow citizens, and of all private property, with the exception of the persons and property of the ruling oligarchy. A Sclavophile or “progressive.”

SOCIALISM A political scheme in which the State controls all means of production and distribution of goods. The two major branches of Socialism are Fascism, which merely controls private property: and Communism in which all persons and property belong to the State.

ELUTHEROPHOBE A person with a strong phobia concerning freedom. Aristotle described elutherophobes as “natural slaves.” A “progressive.” Elutherophobes are natural Socalists.

SCLAVOPHILE A person who loves regimentation or slavery. A “progressive.”

OIKOPHOBIA The anti-Western Culture bias among “progressives”

OINKER A pig, or “misophile,” from the vast amounts of trash left on the ground or floor whenever two or more “progressives” meet.

IN THE POLITICAL CENTER

ELUTHEROPHILE A person who loves freedom. A “liberal” in the original sense or a “conservative” to socialists.

OIKOPHILE A freedom lover. A liberal or conservative.

SCLAVOPHOBE A person who hates forced regimentation or slavery. A liberal or conservative.

ON THE POLITICAL RIGHT

CONSERVATIVE A freedom loving person who believes everyone should have every opportunity to earn both status and material wealth through their own efforts, and on their own merits. A person who believes every wage earner should be able to retain their wages, and dispose of their wealth as they please. A rational person.

This brief list is by no means complete. I will add to it as time and energy allow.

Stranger

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Big Drug and Gun Bust in Florida

Posted on February 12, 2012 by Stranger

MyFOX Tampa reports on a big illegal drug and gun bust in Pasco County Florida.

Pasco County, on Florida’s west coast just north of Tampa is in an area that is notable for the comparatively high volume an dlow reported acquisition cost of street guns. Something that is noted in the item linked above. Briefly quoting the linked item:

The conference table at the sheriff’s office was loaded with assault weapons. And he said, any time undercover agents called the suspect for drugs or guns, they were made available.

Sheriff Nocco said there’s not one rifle in the cache you could take hunting.

“What legitimate purpose does this gun have on the street other than to kill somebody,” he said, waving one of the large assault rifles.

And here’s MyFOX Tampa’s video report with pictures of the seized guns:

Quite obviously, many of the seized guns are sport utility rifles, quite suitable for hunting and target practice. Obviously, Sheriff Nocco needs some educating on what is and what is not an “assault rifle.”

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