Monthly Archives: October 2009

ON SATURDAY NIGHT

We used to take our girls up to the big ballroom and dance to the music. An auburn haired girl and I went to Klein’s for about six hours of something like this: Although the band might have been Spade … Continue reading

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FORTY POUNDS OF CANDY!

Trick or treating starts at 4:00 sharp here – and we thought we were well prepared with eight 5 pound bags of candy. We try to make it worth a kids while to stop by so we try to give … Continue reading

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WITH A STROKE OF A FOUNTAIN PEN

California to withhold a bigger chunk of paychecks Sacramento politicians have given a new twist to the holdup man’s “Your money or your life.” They are going to extract ten percent more in State withholding taxes from your paycheck so … Continue reading

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A FEW YEARS AGO, A BEAR

Broke into a Crested Butte, Colorado, ski resort and ate everything edible in sight. Which consisted of one full 24 count case of EX-LAX. Bruin ate 240 pieces of the “one delicious square a day laxative.” With the results you … Continue reading

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AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVST SAYS

He stole a cuckoo clock in order to free the cuckoo. He must be a member of the California congressional delegation. Stranger

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THIS EXPLAINS

Why my wife’s cousin is so ugly. Stranger

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INTERESTING, I WAS JUST POSTING ABOUT THIS

I heard El Borracho here does not have a green card. Stranger

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TAKING IT WITH YOU

A Rhode Island man, Christopher Swiridowsky, 30, of Providence, drove past three men standing by the road at an accident scene. Swiridowsky drove a mile further with one of the onlookers stuck through his windshield. Police charged him with leaving … Continue reading

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EXIGRATION?

Taxpayers are fleeing New York in droves, taking not only their income – but their businesses and the jobs those businesses provide with them. The New York Post headline says most of it; Tax refugees staging escape from New York. … Continue reading

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THIS SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR:

The Daily Mail’s Melanie Phillips reports and the bitter truth comes out. The headline reads “The outrageous truth slips out: Labour cynically plotted to transform the entire make-up of Britain without telling us.” The article continues: “So now the cat … Continue reading

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