White House Says No Evidence Of Extraterrestrial Life

I see the White House has answered a petition to reveal what it knows about extraterrestrial life. Sgt. Schultz must have scripted the answer – “I know nozzing!.”

Given the outstanding transparency, uprightness, and honesty of the regime, we can expect the people eating Bug Eyed Monsters from Andromeda to arrive momentarily.

Stranger

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  1. Yes, but will they have stolen guns?

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